QUACKERY ALBUM
The ancient practice of acupuncture started in China approximately 3000 years ago. The first written documentation of acupuncture that described it as an organized magical system of diagnosis and treatment is in The Yellow Emperor's Secret Teachings, which dates back to 100 BCE. Early manuscripts show only a few (completely imaginary) magic "meridians" and their associated "magic spots," but each later manuscript adds many more, until the whole body surface is covered, except for certain "bad luck" areas!

Afraid of needles (which are often driven in with a small hammer!)? Then try Moxibustion, from the same era... the application of burning vegetation to the same magic spots!




The dangerous quack remedy of Bleeding or Bloodletting dates back to classical antiquity, circa 400 BCE, when ideas of Hippocrates were used to justify the bleeding of any seriously ill patient, to "restore balance of the humors." Evidence of the practice is actually found much earlier, for example in ancient Egypt. It was revived in the Renaissance when classical literature of ancient Greece and Rome became available again, was the standard medical treatment for any disease or ailment in the era 1500 - 1900, and can still be found as a variation of Cupping, even today.



Animal Magnetism, or healing with the use of permanent magnets, was invented by Franz Mesmer (1734 – 1815) in about 1775. He tried treating diseases by stroking the patient with a bar magnet. His varying degrees of success led him to formulate the doctrine of Animal Magnetism, and in his personal treatments of patients he afterward used his "personal magnetism" to stroke the patients with his bare hands. To treat large groups of patients, he placed magnetized iron filings in salt water in a big tub, and placed L-shaped iron rods coming out of the tub in locations where patients could touch the rod to afflicted body parts! Mesmer's successors usually used visible magnets, stroking the supposed afflicted parts in the original way. The modern wrinkle on this sad pseudoscience is to attach a small magnet to the body with adhesive tape, but stroking is still common!


The earliest scientist to evaluate this healing method was Benjamin Franklin himself! To the French Academy of Sciences, Franklin reported that Mesmer was a run-of-the-mill faith healer, and that his patients were fooling themselves. Since these days, no role for permanent magnets in healing or treatment of disease has been discovered. Mesmer is also usually credited with having discovered the semi-pseudoscientific phenomenon of hypnosis, which used to be called Mesmerism in his honor.



One of the most absurd healing cults is Homeopathy, which is based on exceedingly primitive magical ideas, and whose basic concept involves an obvious internal contradiction... and yet it is one of the most popular of all forms of quackery, being for example wildly popular in Germany, France and India. Examples of such "medications" are to be found at every drugstore in the USA.  Homeopathy  was invented by Samuel Hahnemann in about about 1795 - 1800. His idea was the following. Imagine a substance which, for example, when taken, will produce fever-like symptoms. Dilute the substance in water until it is present only in the most indetectible amount, and give that water to a patent suffering from fever! That is, by removing a supposed fever-causing substance from water, the water magically becomes a medicine which cures fever! Based on this deranged idea, the more thorough the dilution, the more powerful the essentially pure water is, as a medicine! Of course a magic ritual is important... after each dilution the water must be succussed, namely shaken violently! Needless to say, the concept of homeopathy contradicts everything whatsoever that is known about chemistry and physics. The internal contradiction that is obvious in the practice of homeopathy is that if the medicine is most powerful when it is diluted down to the pure water form, not taking that water at all should be even more powerful. And since the earth is 4.5 billion years old, all water on earth has been already exposed to essentially all soluble materials, and diluted to an almost infinite degree after the exposure, so that no "blank" water is available to use in remedies.  One might think that homeopathic remedies would be harmless, if they consist only of inert ingredients, but experience indicates that the actual ingredients are generally unknown, unregulated and sometimes deadly.

Samuel Hahnemann, and what he wrought!



Andrew Taylor Still and B. J. Palmer, inventors of Osteopathy and Chiropractic!

Osteopathy began with a claim that all diseases were due to (imaginary, invisible) dislocations of bones of the spine, and that the diseases could therefore be cured by pressure and manipulation of the spine, to force it back into the correct alignment. Historically, osteopaths used incredibly violent methods to do this, and severe injury sometimes was done to patients. As osteopathy evolved, joint manipulation also became common, and all recommended manipulations became usually very mild, involving very slight pulling, or rubbing, or just a firm touch. Osteopathic universities also broadened their training to include all sorts of medical support specialties, such as dermatology. As a result, quite a few health care professionals have D. O. degrees, but do not practice any version of osteopathy.  Chiropractic began as a variation of traditional osteopathy, and has not directly evolved into a more benign form.  Chiropractic is today one of the most commonly encountered forms of medical quackery, and practitioners have divided into two  very different groups, the "straights," who practice the traditional Palmer version, and "mixers," who include many other forms of quackery, from crystal healing, to acupuncture, to "food healing," to meditation!


The left hand-image shows the traditional cure for impotence, in traditional osteopathy!



A modern wrinkle in osteopathy is cranial osteopathy, which claims to fuse the separate segments of the upper skull by gentle touch! Particularly recommended for tiny infants!


When your King supports all forms of quackery!

Continued!